So maman being maman … Well she has decided that she has had enough with the nine month long lock down. We are heading to the Covid capital of the USA… California here we come!
She is quite excited about the trip and is making many little piles of mess throughout the apartment. Purchasing many things to prepare. A plastic peepee! She tells me she wants to be able to stand and project a little stream of Peepee just like the Messieurs do! And also stay out of the gas station peepee rooms because that is where you catch Covid she says. I wish I could take photos but with my paws it is difficult… I will ask the gas station attendant if he can photograph her as she is peeing standing up. my Parisian dog friends will be very impressed with that photo. Certainly their Maman’s can’t pee standing up!
My Maman is the best Maman !
Back to Covid, You can also catch it from supermarkets so she is packing the entire contents of our kitchen into the rental car. That way will we will not have to go to the store.
My maman thinks of everything!
Did I tell you that I love my Maman.
I just wish she would stop spraying that disgusting lemon grass liquid on me. Every time I Itch… she spays!
She would not like it one bit if I did the same thing to her when she itches!
It will take us 15 hours to drive to California we are going to stop in the middle to sleep at an Airbnb. They tried to charge her extra for me but she told them I was a hairless dog so not to worry. My mama is so smart! I am not sure what she will say if they come by to say hello. But as all we have is the NOW (that’s what she’s been saying lately). We will deal with that when the then becomes the now of that moment. If that sounds complicated it is because it is.
Frankly most of the time I have no idea what she’s talking about but I don’t care. I love my Maman.
OhLive! 